Luckily, the Bank Holiday episodes saw Corrie’s
more gruesome sub-plots taking a breather. We got a break from Peter, Tina and
Carla’s horrid triangle and the menacing texts from crazy Maria. The only good
bit with Maria this past week was her getting wind that Marcus was back in town
and starting another shouting match on his doorstep. It was worth it for Marcus
in his underpants alone.
Most of Monday’s episodes was about the fun run,
with many of our favourite characters queueing up to run 5k in memory of Hayley.
You could see the row between Steve and Lloyd ending up more or less where it
did, with poor old Lloyd in the hospital. I was more concerned – I must admit –
about Julie (is that her name? The slightly daft one who’s Eileen’s sister?)
when she ducked into the bushes, desperate for the lav while her friend kept a
watch out for her. Something went awry with the sequencing of scenes, because
it seemed like she must have spent about forty minutes relieving herself in the
undergrowth.
Thank goodness there was no funny business with
Nick. He did his run and everything was fine. Cal even let him reach the
finishing line first. But Cal’s in a funny place right now, having done the
dirty deed with Leanne and then backed off a mile because he’s decided he
thinks she’s tacky (or something.)
Someone please stop Dev from over-acting. Or
just acting at all. Please. His completion of the fun run has to go into the
top ten of Dev Alleran’s stupidest moments. He’s increasingly like someone from
the Muppet Show.
Oh, and wasn’t Rita brave? The way she girded
her loins and hardened her heart when she took Dennis Tanner into the back room
of the Kabin. He was miserably contrite. He thought he was on the point of her
taking him back. But she gave him a week. And she never wants to see him again.
(Whenever Rita comes on I think about when my
Mam came to visit us once, and we were having her birthday dinner in Taurus on
Canal Street. She was saying, ‘Doesn’t the DJ look just like Rita Fairclough?’
And it turned out that the DJ was wearing one of her actual frocks. He’d bought
several of them at a charity auction.) I love the fact that Rita is rocking the
drag queen look these days. She’s really embraced it. I think it’s what keeps
drawing Dennis back to her bat-winged embrace.
We need more of Mary. She rarely gets enough
screen time. The Corrie storyliners have got to get onto this. She is a
wonderful comic creation. Every new scene brings revelations. Her sudden
blaring foghorn voice when the race began was brilliant last night. They need
to get her embroiled in a proper story, I think. She’s a character of the old
school, and I hope they don’t let her remain a marginal comic figure, elipsed
the dullish and melodramatic lives of the Street’s bedhopping misery-gut
characters.
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