Fiz has got every reason to look cross and
thwarted. Even though Tyrone’s quite innocent, Maria is deliberately trying to
snag him back. She’s sending those fake, menacing texts just to soften him up
and then she’ll strike. She at least has the decency to look a bit appalled at
herself now and then.
Whatever did soap writers do before texting was
invented?
More hideously contrived scenes ensued. Fiz
arriving in the Rovers just as Maria is getting a hug from Tyrone and then
storming out.
It’s one of those times that no one is with who
they want to be. Now, I know that, until late last year I’d been very on-off
and spotty with my Corrie viewing for a while… but I’m sure I remember
storylines in which covert carrying-on was going on between Leanne and Nick,
Karla and Peter, and Fiz and Tyrone. Eventually they all ended up together and
seemed to have got what they wanted. Now, all three couples are looking
elsewhere and creeping about furtively, getting up to stuff with someone new.
It kind of takes the novelty out of it all, when you realise that they’re on a
kind of infinite cycle with this infidelity stuff.
Leanne and Kal are keen to get together. I’m not
sure I believe in their ardent attraction but it’s been quite nicely built up.
Nick seems to have intuited that something is going on. He’s been wincing even
more frequently and trying to get Leanne to go on holiday with him. Then he
blew up in the gym, where Kal was pushing him too hard during a work-out, and
he wound up punching hapless Steve in the face. (Poor Steve – once a predator
and wheeler-dealer, now in the Jack Duckworth role of jovial, henpecked cellar-man…)
Worst moment of the week was surely Kal getting
roped in to be the topless waiter at the screamingly awful hen night scene at
the Bistro. A horde of pissed-up non-speaking extras crowded around his naked
torso, cooing and pecking and smearing it with chocolate sauce. He wasn’t quite
as muscled and buff as the script promised, but the actor gamely gyrated around
with the non-speaking extras in their deelie-boppers. It was a hideous scene.
It was a scene as grisly as any featuring Tracey Barlow trying to be sincere.
Love your blog! I'm a viewer in Canada so have yet to see this episode. Somehow I think I will be disappointed LOL. I watched Magic Mike with my sister on the weekend and somehow I don't think Kal will come anywhere close to the gentlemen in that movie.
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